The Wookiee Speaks

Boz Vega: And welcome back to another interview, Arena fans. Today I've got the one and only Wookiee Juggenaut, Grozz. I'm not exactly fluent in Shyriiwook, however, so we're very lucky to have Grozz's pal Zaina join us today for a little interpreting.

Zaina: Happy to help.

Boz Vega: So, Grozz... you're the Wookiee of the hour it seems, between K-A0S's arrival and the recent... very public... display of your clubs. Is there anything there you'd like to share with us today?

Grozz: ...

Zaina: He doesn't have anything to say on that topic.

Boz Vega: Right, now that I understood. But I'm sure our fans would love to know how he'd respond if K-A0S challenged him -

Grozz: (roars)

Zaina: He says he wants nothing to do with her. And any challenges she might or might not offer.

Boz Vega: Okay, let's talk about -

Zaina: Huttball? He really likes to talk about Huttball.

Boz Vega: Sure! So Grozz, what similarities are there between Huttball and Hunting?

Grozz: (happily, goes on in Shyriiwook for a while)

Zaina: (listening) He says good defense is just as important as good offense. Similarly, you need to balance speed and strength. And lastly, in both, there's nothing more important than your (turns head)... teammates. Aww, Grozz.

Boz Vega: (looking at datapad) Oh, and that reminds me of my last follow-up question. The latest rumor is that you've pulled off K-A0S's arms because she stole your favorite Huttball clubs-

Grozz: (gets up, and walks through the hole in the door to the room, leaving it Grozz-shaped in the process).

Zaina: (raised eyebrows) He doesn't have anything to say on that topic, either. (whispers) Sorry, he has a bit of a habit of doing that!

Boz: That's fine. I've, uh, been meaning to reinforce that door anyway. Thanks for your time. Good luck out there! (turns to camera) See you next time, Hunters fans!

- Boz Vega