Rieve's Wrath

Boz Vega: Greetings Hunter fans! Arena announcer Boz Vega here, interviewing our one-and-only resident dark side assassin, Rieve!

Rieve: Yeah, hi.

Boz Vega: Uh, right. So, tell me, Rieve, I imagine you must be -

Rieve: How long is this going to take, exactly?

Boz Vega: I... uh.... believe we have you scheduled for a thirty-minute interview.

Rieve: Okay. Two minutes down. Twenty-eight to go. Let's get on with it.

Boz Vega: So, let's see... what do you think the fans might not know about you?

Rieve: I guess... I like gonkrock? Everyone's always talking about the 'Sith this' and 'Sith that', so they might not know that I used to play -

Boz Vega: Speaking of the Sith, I hear you've challenged J-3DI to a battle?

Rieve: Yes... (knuckles curled on Boz' desk)

Boz Vega: Rumors are... all because he asked you -

Rieve: Yesss... (Boz's caf mug starts to shake)

Boz Vega: ...to become his Padaw-

Rieve: That kriffing rust bucket! (Boz flies backwards, falling out of his chair).

Boz Vega: (from floor) So, uh, you were saying you were a... gonkrock fan?

Rieve: Musician, actually. (looks at datapad). Time's up. We're done here. (Rieve leaves, slamming door.)

Boz Vega: (climbs back up, recovering). And there we have it, folks. Rieve - Sith master, solo warrior, music afficiando. Which Hunter will we see in the upcoming fight?

- Boz Vega