Jabbering in Jawaese
Utooni (enters room, sits down, holding TR0-F33 in their arms like a stuffed animal):
L-X1: Now wait a minute. Okay, you need to put that back. Right now.
Utooni (translated from Jawaese): No! Ours! Plus - on list.We're in lead now!
L-X1: I will ensure Balada knows you succesfully captured the trophy droid, and that you get the relevant points. So now you can release him. TR0-F33, please return to your duties.
Utooni: Awww.
L-X1: So the first question is one that the audience has requested extensively - what are your individual names?
Utooni (unintelligible, makes sniffing noises)
L-X1: Right. (turns to camera) For those of you at home, Jawaese is not easy to learn for non-Jawas. Part of the language itself involves emitting and detecting certain scents. Hence in some cases, I am only able to offer limited translations. (turns back to Utooni) Okay, we will have to keep it at 'Utooni' for now. So - does the name have a particular meaning?
Utooni: (translated from Jawaese, points proudly to selves) Brothers.
L-X1: Utooni means brothers? Or, you are brothers?
Utooni: (nods 'yes')
L-X1: (seemingly growing frustrated) All right, what's one of your favorite treasures?
Utooni (translated from Jawaese): Not really treasures. Just business. People leave things around, and we take and sell them.
L-X1: Right, and sometimes where people leaves things are...
Utooni (translated from Jawaese): Their pockets. Makes things very easy.
L-X1: Do you have a favorite business... transaction?
Utooni: (translated from Jawaese): Yes. Trophy droid. But would not sell him. He was our pet! (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
L-X1: (loses it) TR0-F33 is not a pet, but an indispensable Arena droid that performs an incredibly important function!
Utooni (translated from Jawaese): Yes. We go now. Trophy droid misses us. (leaves quickly)
TR0-F33 (in the distance, volume decreasing): No. Please. Assist! My. Place. Is. On. The. Battlefi- (audio inaudible)
L-X1 (barely controlled temper) All right Hunters fans, that's all we have time for today. Seems like I have some issues to sort out here in the Arena. Be sure to look out for Boz next time in the interviewer seat! Farewell for now.
- L-X1
