Sense of Security (Droid)
K-A0S: (carefully) "A few words and introduce yourself."... Boz Vega, I am having difficulty computing the reasoning for this request. Are there not other matters you are more interested in?
Boz Vega: Uh, sure. So, K-A0S, can you tell us what brought you to the Arena?
K-A0S: I have a singular protocol to execute: to enact revenge against the Wookiee known as Grozz.
Boz Vega: And why would that be?
K-A0S: The shaggy lifeform once separated my former set of arms from my shoulders, kept them as a prize, and then had the audacity use them as weapons in the Arena.
Boz Vega: Do you have any idea why Grozz would do such a thing? Did you lose them in a game of sabacc or something? It's just Grozz seems like such a nice -
K-A0S: The rationale is irrevelant. Boz Vega, would you like me to demonstrate what it feels like to have ones arms removed?
Boz Vega: (hugging self) NO, no... I'm good.
K-A0S: Then surely you would agree what is of paramount importance is that I retrieve them.
Boz Vega: (quickly) Sure, sure. Whatever you like. I must say, uh, it does looks like you've adjusted well since this... previous altercation.
K-A0S: (puts shields together and slams them on the ground). I am pleased you think so. Would you like a demonstration of my shoulder-mounted blaster rifle?
Boz Vega: (nervously) You know, that's fine. I, uh, think that's actually all we've got time for our interview today. (under his breath) Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
K-A0S: That is good advice. (fires shoulder blaster at the door). Goodbye, Boz Vega (leaves through the hole in the door).
Boz Vega: And there we have it folks, another new Hunter, another new interview. Until next time! (under breath) I really need to reinforce those doors.
- Boz Vega
